Break out the candles Dudes and Dudettes it's Jim Dillard's Birthday AKA RedneckDude! An awsome skinner here and best Dude friend! Let's all join in wishing him the best. Now let's get on with the Roast!
Happy Birthday Jim
Happy Birthday Jim. I didn't realize you are a Libra , and your birthday was so close to mine. It was on the 14th. Hope you had a great day my friend ! -- Ace --
Happy birthday Ace!!
Thanks yall.
I have a few! C'mon down!
I'm flat broke and I hear ya don't take bottle tops. However, I asked Methuselah and got a fairly close figure.... tho he said he's not 100% sure cos RND was running around before he was a lad.
As fer taking a dump on the porch, ALMonty, PLEASE don't encourage him. Last time he behaved like a bear and took one in the woods, all the forest animals stampeded in the opposite direction and the forest rangers thought there might have been a forest fire deep down in the woods.
They ended up calling the bush fire service when in actual fact it should have been HAZMAT.
BTW, that pic looks more like Wiz than RND. In fact, that's him!!!! I recognise the mole on his right kneecap.
Anyhow, Jim, here's hoping your birthday is a great one and that there are many, many more.
Happy Birthday, Jim. ... and some ... and a few more ter wash 'em down wiv.
No curried cabbage?
... and some ... and a few more ter wash 'em down wiv.
After all that he will need a toilet.
Happy Birthday, sir.
Happy Birthday
Nope! It don't go too well wiv pizza n' beer.
Probably, but hopefully not one on the porch.... cos there just ain't no getting upwind of RND on an outdoor khazi [toilet].
That's outhouse to you non-rednecks.
*backs out of room slowly*
I remember when Jim dropped his jacket into the outhouse shithole. He was trying to fish it out and I told him, you silly guy, that jacket won't be any good and he said "Yeah, I know, but there's a sandwich in the pocket"
Roast? Somebody has roast?
I like an open face roast beef sammitch, please.....
So glad I swallowed that mouthful of tea before I got to the "sandwich in the pocket" bit.... otherwise I'd have been cleaning off my monitor and keyboard, etc.
Yup, I gotta pay that one.
It reminds me of the woman who felt uncomfortable about using the outhouse at a party at my sister's place before she got connected to the mainline back in the 70's.
Apparently she felt iffy and complained about "having to use the outhouse with no lock on the door".
My sister replied: "Lock? Of course there's no lock! Who's gonna steal a bucket of shit?"
